My Last Nerve Candle – Funny Gothic Candle, Spooky Wood Wick Candle, Sarcastic Halloween Decor, Frosted Glass Scented Candle, 11 oz
My last nerve. Burning nicely.
A little dark, a little dramatic, and painfully relatable, this My Last Nerve 11 oz Scented Candle is made for anyone running on caffeine, sarcasm, and a very limited supply of patience. With its vintage-inspired label, gothic lettering, moody purple florals, black candles, and skull detail, this candle blends spooky charm with dry humor for a look that feels equal parts elegant and unbothered.
Poured into a frosted glass vessel with a natural maple lid, this candle is designed to look beautiful on a desk, bookshelf, coffee table, kitchen counter, or Halloween display. The wooden wick gives off a soft crackle as it burns, while the coconut-soy wax adds a cozy glow that makes stressful days feel just a little more manageable.
Whether you light it during a long workday, after a chaotic school pickup, while decompressing at night, or as part of your spooky-season decor, this candle brings humor and atmosphere to any room.
Choose Your ScentSea Minerals
Fresh and airy with a clean coastal feel.
Oakmoss & Amber
Earthy, warm, and sophisticated with rich woodsy depth.
Blackberry Vanilla
Sweet blackberry blended with soft vanilla for a dark, cozy finish.
Lavender
A soothing floral classic with a calm, relaxing character.
Cinnamon Chai
Warm cinnamon and chai spice create a comforting scent perfect for cozy evenings.
Fraser Fir
Crisp evergreen notes for a fresh, woodsy fragrance.
Mango Coconut
Bright mango and creamy coconut for a sweet tropical twist.
Vanilla
Warm, simple, and comforting with timeless appeal.
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11 oz scented candle
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Frosted glass vessel
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Natural raw maple lid
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Coconut-soy blended wax
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Natural off-white wax with no added dyes
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FSC-certified wooden wick for a gentle crackle
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Approximately 50-hour burn time
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Phthalate-free fragrance oils
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Hand-poured in the USA
Perfect for funny candle lovers, spooky decor fans, gothic home decor, Halloween gifts, sarcastic gifts for her, burnout gifts, coworker gifts, and anyone whose final nerve is currently holding the room together.
For the days when keeping it together deserves a nice scent and a dramatic label.
Natural wax
Vegan blend of natural apricot, coconut, soy, and a minuscule amount of highly refined food-grade paraffin wax - it is toxin-free, paraben-free, phthalate-free, and comes from renewable sources
Wooden wick
The wood wick is eco-friendly and made from FSC-certified wood, hand-crafted, and made in the USA
Fragrance oils
Every fragrance oil is phthalate-free and made without ingredients found on California’s Proposition 65 list
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
Before burning, always trim the wooden wick to 1/8 inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering..
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